Giant swiss knife

As absurd as this giant Swiss knife by maker Wenger, priced at a cool 700 Euros and including nearly 90 tools, may appear, what's even better are the hilarious comments left at the German Amazon page:

...some functions are just not very easily accessible or usable. For instance, the built-in particle accelerator is only function correctly if nail file and corkscrew are folded out by exactly 107,2 degrees. Also, the humming of the force field when hit by surface-to-air missiles is annoying.

Wenger Schweizer Offiziersmesser Giant Messer, mit Schatulle: Amazon.de: Sport & Freizeit